hope this works...

Dear beautiful spring weather we have been experiencing,

Please go away, NOW! I am so sick of you. I want cold, rain, snow... anything but you! Your sunshine and warmth have started to tan my skin, and the smell of flowers everywhere is just too much to take. The grass is green, the sky is blue, and tulips are in full bloom. Ew! Please, just leave and let us get back to the coldness and ugliness.

Thanks!

(reverse psychology)